Mom’s Bistro

Zack made me breakfast in bed this weekend. Here was the menu for “The Free Mom Breakfast Bistro”:

I know it’s hard to read, and not just because it’s small.

In the first column, sides, I could chose from:

-Challah – free (not sure what “free” means)

-anything in the fridge

-sausage (links) – free

-bowl of nutrition (this apparently is also known as a bowl of fruit)

 

From the main meal (or main “meak”) I can have

-eggs with toast (can be light, medium or burnt!)

-“Yorgurt” with toppings of your choice

 

And for drinks:

-soda (what????)

-juice

-decaf coffee (does my boy know me, or what?)